In its own gorgeous, twisted way, Aleksander Emelianenko vs. Bob Sapp represents a meeting of two MMA titans years Within The making. In One corner, you’ve probably the most notorious (yet by some means, hilariously cursed) can crushers in MMA historical past. Within The other, you’ve got most likely essentially the most notorious can of all time, a person so pathetic, so feeble, so shameless, that he has overtly admitted to folding at the first signal of bother in most of the fights that comprise his present ten-struggle dropping streak. It’s a in shape made in freak show heaven, right up there with Shaq vs. Canseco and Martinez vs. Zimmer II.
So with all that in mind, it’s slightly appropriate that the first promo for Emelianenko’s…we wouldn’t name it expected return features a bearish taking a look Aleksander knocking over youngsters’s sand sculptures and doing his highest to look as bored as he used to be with James Thompson. At Least that’s what we predict happened. The Entire Thing is in Russian, so one of the crucial context in that intensely metaphorical chain sequence may have been misplaced on us. The promo does, on the other hand, contain the kind of weirdness that merely transcends the language barrier, so we hope you revel in it as a lot as we did. In both case, we will’t wait to peer Sapp’s response video.
So what’s the over-beneath on how lengthy Sapp lasts on this one, anyway? Twenty, dare we are saying thirty seconds?